{"incidents":[{"id":"INC0000946","openedAt":"2026-04-25T14:00:18.831Z","updatedOn":"2026-04-25T21:22:18.831Z","activityDue":"2026-04-25T21:42:18.831Z","openedBy":"Annie Mohr","state":"In Progress","createdBy":"Employee","active":false,"businessService":"methodologies","priority":"High","description":"Use the redundant DNS card, then you can generate the multi-byte matrix!","contactType":"Service Desk","assignedTo":"Mr. Stuart Treutel","impact":"Major","category":"Software"},{"id":"INC0001310","openedAt":"2026-04-25T09:32:18.831Z","updatedOn":"2026-04-25T21:04:18.831Z","activityDue":"2026-04-25T21:49:18.831Z","openedBy":"Stephen Batz PhD","state":"On Hold","createdBy":"Employee","active":false,"businessService":"communities","priority":"Moderate","description":"Try to bypass the HDD monitor, maybe it will quantify the online alarm!","contactType":"Service Desk","assignedTo":"Ted 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